tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7551174226878418503.post6892826700128184607..comments2024-01-04T17:24:42.377-06:00Comments on Jo-Jo loves to read!!!: Special Giveaway of The Last Bridge by Teri CoyneJo-Johttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12529212026658169288noreply@blogger.comBlogger26125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7551174226878418503.post-27030810395122042332010-06-08T22:32:03.154-05:002010-06-08T22:32:03.154-05:00+2 I learned that Coagulate is Teri's favouri...+2 I learned that Coagulate is Teri's favourite word, while bitch is her least favourite word!! (along with many other things as I snooped around her blog for a while!!)<br /><br />lovemykidsandbooks AT gmail DOT comMariluhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06211230412603727399noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7551174226878418503.post-76996710617917291182010-06-08T22:14:09.427-05:002010-06-08T22:14:09.427-05:00Ok my joke may be a little distasteful, but not an...Ok my joke may be a little distasteful, but not any worse than the Micheal Jackson one! <br /><br />The Cuckoo Clock!! (this one always makes me laugh!!) <br /><br /><br /><br />The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls. I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, I promise! Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. <br /><br />Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times. <br /><br />Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. <br /><br />I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. <br /><br />(Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals = 12 cuckoos <br />MIDNIGHT!) <br /><br />The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him 'MIDNIGHT'... he didn't seem pissed off in the least. <br /><br />Whew, I got away with that one! Then he said, <br />"We need a new cuckoo clock". <br /><br />When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said "oh shit". Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted. <br /><br />I know you're laughing!! hehe<br /><br />lovemykidsandbooks AT gmail DOT comMariluhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06211230412603727399noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7551174226878418503.post-82302719929583646292010-06-08T11:52:02.073-05:002010-06-08T11:52:02.073-05:00This is long, but funny--my favorite, in fact:
Lo...This is long, but funny--my favorite, in fact:<br /><br />Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the waves, a captain and his crew were in danger of being boarded by a pirate ship.<br /><br />As the crew became frantic, the captain bellowed to his First Mate, "Bring me my red shirt!".<br /><br />The First Mate quickly retrieved the captain's red shirt, which the captain put on and lead the crew to battle the pirate boarding party. Although some casualties occurred among the crew, the pirates were repelled.<br /><br />Later that day, the lookout screamed that there were two pirate vessels sending boarding parties.<br /><br />The crew cowered in fear, but the captain calm as ever bellowed, "Bring me my red shirt!".<br /><br />The battle was on, and once again the Captain and his crew repelled both boarding parties, although this time more casualties occurred.<br /><br />Weary from the battles, the men sat around on deck that night recounting the day's occurrences when an ensign looked to the Captain and asked, "Sir, why did you call for your red shirt before the battle?".<br /><br />The Captain, giving the ensign a look that only a captain can give, exhorted, "If I am wounded in battle, the red shirt does not show the wound and thus, you men will continue to fight unafraid".<br /><br />The men sat in silence marveling at the courage of such a man.<br /><br />As dawn came the next morning, the lookout screamed that there were pirate ships, 10 of them, all with boarding parties on their way. The men became silent and looked to their Captain for his usual command.<br /><br />The Captain, calm as ever, bellowed, "Bring me my brown pants!!<br /><br />kzupancic[at]yahoo[dot]comAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7551174226878418503.post-90986432325550216162010-06-07T15:09:45.103-05:002010-06-07T15:09:45.103-05:00ok, so here is my joke - Why don't penguins li...ok, so here is my joke - Why don't penguins like rock music?<br /><br />Because they only like sole! <br /><br />Hey, you didn't say it had to be uproarious. Anyway, please enter me in the drawing. florida982002[at]yahoo.comKayehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10282803815704229945noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7551174226878418503.post-59663752588308099932010-06-06T23:24:29.870-05:002010-06-06T23:24:29.870-05:00I learned aside from New York, Austin is the autho...I learned aside from New York, Austin is the author's favorite city<br /><br />adrianecoros(at)gmail(dot)comLAMusinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06086760588998808494noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7551174226878418503.post-81146923950930152682010-06-06T23:22:15.187-05:002010-06-06T23:22:15.187-05:00how many surrealists does it take to screw in a li...how many surrealists does it take to screw in a ligtbulb? FISH<br /><br />adrianecoros(at)gmail(dot)comLAMusinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06086760588998808494noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7551174226878418503.post-61698101295433261192010-06-06T20:28:55.416-05:002010-06-06T20:28:55.416-05:00From Teri's website I learned that New York Ci...From Teri's website I learned that New York City is Teri's favorite city and that Austin is her next favorit city. She would like to own property there. She also travels as much as time and budget allows.<br /><br />debraldufek AT hotmail DOT comUnknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09946928570793296525noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7551174226878418503.post-23180908193997043922010-06-06T20:23:19.677-05:002010-06-06T20:23:19.677-05:00Here's my joke:
A little boy asked his grandmo...Here's my joke:<br />A little boy asked his grandmother how old she was. "39 and holding," she replied. "Well, then, how old would you be if you let go?"<br /><br />debraldufek AT hotmail DOT comUnknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09946928570793296525noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7551174226878418503.post-4437702615980525102010-06-04T23:59:49.280-05:002010-06-04T23:59:49.280-05:00I learned that Austin and New York are the author&...I learned that Austin and New York are the author's favorite cities.<br /><br />saemmerson at yahoo dot com<br /><br />Sarah ESarah Ehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01556058668318955371noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7551174226878418503.post-17103731415287699112010-06-04T23:57:32.071-05:002010-06-04T23:57:32.071-05:00Here's my joke:
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Ad...Here's my joke:<br /><br />Knock Knock!<br />Who’s there? <br />Adore. <br />Adore who? <br />Adore stands between us, open up! <br /><br />Please enter me in this giveaway!<br /><br />saemmerson at yahoo dot com<br /><br />Sarah ESarah Ehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01556058668318955371noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7551174226878418503.post-22659135862887713462010-06-04T14:32:21.507-05:002010-06-04T14:32:21.507-05:00Here's a knock knock joke for you:
knock-knock...Here's a knock knock joke for you:<br />knock-knock. Who's there?<br />Dwayne. Dwayne who? <br />Dwayne the bathtub, I'm drowning!<br /><br />Please enter me!<br />dogdmc48@hotmail.comDonnahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04843258346707228784noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7551174226878418503.post-31287342324175267882010-06-04T13:53:28.507-05:002010-06-04T13:53:28.507-05:00Here's the joke (give it a moment, then laugh ...Here's the joke (give it a moment, then laugh heartily):<br /><br />Q: If you're an American when you go into the bathroom and you're an American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you while you're IN the bathroom?<br /><br />A: European<br /><br />Sigh!<br />skkorman AT bellsouth DOT netskkormanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17261319413070814256noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7551174226878418503.post-4362640801095109212010-06-03T12:07:01.499-05:002010-06-03T12:07:01.499-05:00Three buddies die in a car crash, and they find th...Three buddies die in a car crash, and they find themselves at the pearly gates. <br /><br />They are all asked, "When you are in your casket and friends and <br />family are mourning upon you, what would you like to hear them say <br />about you? <br /><br />The first guy says, "I would like to hear them say that I was the<br />greates doctor of my time, and a great family man." <br /><br />The second guy says, "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful <br />husband and school teacher who made a huge difference in our <br />children of tomorrow." <br /><br />The last guy replies, <br />"I would like to hear them say... LOOK!!! HE'S MOVING!!!!!"<br /><br />Thank you so much for hosting this giveaway. <br /> <br />steven(dot)capell(at)gmail(dot)comSteve Capellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03408847885210693607noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7551174226878418503.post-9938595656710058552010-06-01T22:53:06.849-05:002010-06-01T22:53:06.849-05:00Why do you keep the newspaper in the fridge?
Beca...Why do you keep the newspaper in the fridge? <br />Because it is full of HOT NEWS. <br /><br />sorry . . .<br /><br />hawkes(at)citlink.netChristyJanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10437256752595712457noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7551174226878418503.post-53581881264850857082010-05-31T21:31:47.737-05:002010-05-31T21:31:47.737-05:00Here's one:
A priest, a little boy, and a pur...Here's one:<br /><br />A priest, a little boy, and a purple donkey walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says, "What is this, a joke?"<br /><br />Please enter me in this giveaway - Thanks!<br /><br />seizethebookblog(at)gmail(dot)comJudylynnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04717943942909977890noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7551174226878418503.post-24579998404749889432010-05-29T19:34:14.060-05:002010-05-29T19:34:14.060-05:00For the record...I am a blond.
You walk into an o...For the record...I am a blond.<br /><br />You walk into an office and you are looking for the desk that belongs to your blond friend. How can you find it? Look for the computer screen with white out on it. Duh..<br /><br />Smiles,<br />Cindy W.<br /><br />countrybear52[at]yahoo[dot]comCindy W.https://www.blogger.com/profile/09030648905662071478noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7551174226878418503.post-64593813365837886332010-05-28T14:10:25.504-05:002010-05-28T14:10:25.504-05:00A blonde walks into a library and says to the libr...A blonde walks into a library and says to the librarian "I would like a cheeseburger, fries, and a diet coke". The librarian says to the blonde "Miss, this is a library" The blonde responds by whispering "Oh sorry -- I would like a cheeseburger, fries, and a diet coke". I read this joke in Never Let You Go by Erin Healy and completely laughed out loud! <br /><br />jedziedz(at)hotmail(dot)comJesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05053463512324781210noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7551174226878418503.post-29165256107810380232010-05-27T11:03:02.416-05:002010-05-27T11:03:02.416-05:00I like her interactive Bio. I learned through it a...I like her interactive Bio. I learned through it about the nickname Bearcat.<br /><br />nfmgirl AT gmail DOT comnfmgirlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03677291537193518055noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7551174226878418503.post-80778878120291336662010-05-27T11:00:02.280-05:002010-05-27T11:00:02.280-05:00Blogged:
http://cerebralgirl.blogspot.com/2010/05/...Blogged:<br />http://cerebralgirl.blogspot.com/2010/05/book-giveaways-in-blogworld-05-22-10.html<br /><br /><br />nfmgirl AT gmail DOT comnfmgirlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03677291537193518055noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7551174226878418503.post-49330423183447284902010-05-27T10:59:56.585-05:002010-05-27T10:59:56.585-05:00Once I was watching my friend's four kids for ...Once I was watching my friend's four kids for the day, and I was beginning to tire under the onslaught of knock-knock jokes. In order to distract them for a moment, I tried to come up with my own. On the spot, I came up with:<br /><br />-- Knock-Knock<br />-- Who's there?<br />-- Nunya<br />-- Nunya who?<br />-- Nunya business!<br /><br />The kids found this hysterical, and laughed and laughed! Kids are such an easy audience!nfmgirlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03677291537193518055noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7551174226878418503.post-44590518238316826082010-05-27T01:54:29.416-05:002010-05-27T01:54:29.416-05:00Not the best joke but the best line of all time - ...Not the best joke but the best line of all time - Then why is the rum gone?A Musing Motherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12395701326660695260noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7551174226878418503.post-40537610740471915402010-05-26T23:34:13.636-05:002010-05-26T23:34:13.636-05:00Okay, I am sorry to have to tell you this corny jo...Okay, I am sorry to have to tell you this corny joke that my son told me when he was about six years old. It has stuck with me all these years since it was so corny!<br /><br />How do you clean a tuba?<br /><br />With a tube-a toothpaste.....LOLJulie Phttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00836406676074306770noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7551174226878418503.post-30784422923886405522010-05-26T18:07:45.533-05:002010-05-26T18:07:45.533-05:00Teri hates BS. she says she can handle the truth ...Teri hates BS. she says she can handle the truth even an ugly truth.<br />Love & Hugs,<br />Pam<br />pk4290(at)comcast(dot)netPamela Keenerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14408322453014180737noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7551174226878418503.post-7343063291271900662010-05-26T18:05:54.889-05:002010-05-26T18:05:54.889-05:00Target picked this book as a breakout book.
Congra...Target picked this book as a breakout book.<br />Congrats Teri!<br />Love & Hugs,<br />Pam<br />pk4290(at)comcast(dot)netPamela Keenerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14408322453014180737noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7551174226878418503.post-87225342676390375102010-05-26T18:03:00.329-05:002010-05-26T18:03:00.329-05:00Ok this is a stupid joke but as someone who never ...Ok this is a stupid joke but as someone who never remembers any of them this is what I have to share.<br />Farrah Fawcett was entering the pearly gates. God said he would grant her one last wish. She asked him to save the children. Michael Jackson died shortly thereafter.<br />Love & Hugs,<br />Pam<br />pk4290(at)comcast(dot)netPamela Keenerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14408322453014180737noreply@blogger.com