Grab your current read.
Let the book fall open to a random page.
Share with us two “teaser” sentences from somewhere on that page.
You also need to share the title of the book that you’re getting your “teaser” from … that way people can have some great book recommendations if they like the teaser you’ve given!
This week my teaser is from Made in the U.S.A. by Billie Letts:
When she finished, she stood back from the mirror to test the high-fashion model pout she'd seen in magazines, along with her sexiest pose...making sure her toilet paper breasts were in proper position and of more or less equal size.
Just outside the bathroom door, she found Fate waiting for her.
pg. 71
21 comments:
Your teaser made me laugh but I also feel a little sad for her. Love the bit about Fate waiting outside for her because Fate can be several different things.
Great teaser! I read a book several years ago by Billie Letts and really enjoyed it. I'm keeping this one in mind!
Thank you!
~ Amy
toilet paper breasts!
I need to pick this one up at the library someday.
My Teaser is up at The Burton Review
Great teaser! Mine is here: http://www.rundpinne.com/2009/10/coppola-pediatric-surgeon-in-iraq.html
My first thought was that this was a romance novel but then, Fate could be anything. Good teaser.
Heh great teaser!
Ominous! Good tease.
Great teaser, sounds like a good book! Thanks for visiting my teaser!
Was that Fate a person?
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Now I can't wait to read this one, which is on my stack!
My teaser is here:
http://laurel-rain-snow.blogspot.com
Aww, this sounds like a good read....
Great teaser!
Toilet paper breasts AND Fate in the same sentence! Wow.
Here's my Teaser Tuesday.
Now I want to know A) how old she is and B) what is her fate behind the door!!!!!! Awesome teaser, Jo-Jo!
Here's mine:
http://bookblabbing.blogspot.com/2009/10/teaser-tuesdays.html
I always appreciate the humorous Teasers - thanks for that one! Who hasn't tried out a model pout in the mirror?
Cute teaser. I've heard some great things about this book. enjoy
That sounds like a potential disaster! But a very fun teaser.
My teaser is here.
Oh dear...toilet paper breasts...! Great quote. I smiled and chuckled a little on the inside. Nice teaser!
Thanks for coming by my blog earlier as well! :)
That is a great quote - it gives a vivid visual.
OMG...what a fun teaser.
Just the "making sure her toilet paper breasts were in proper position and of more or less equal size." alone has me wanting to read the book!
The part regarding the Toiler Paper Breasts had me laughing. The teaser is very interesting and I'm going to add this up on my TBR list.
Thanks for sharing.♥
Great teaser!! I have this one tucked away, looking forward to reading it!
Was that a Zoolander pose? And did she take the toilet paper off the rolls or just stick the whole thing in there :-0 Hope she doesn't fall into a swimming pool!
Thanks for stopping by :)
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